They've changed it. I took her to the underwear shop and her lesbian friend came dancing with us. Why this shop was open so late, I'm not sure, but yeah. The dyke kept coming onto my bitch, so we left, then I made sex with her on her bed.

Wakestock at Woodstock

Wakestock 2008, Europe's largest and most successful wakeboard music festival, is proud to announce Groove Armada, The Streets, Supergrass, Funeral for a Friend, The Hoosiers, Hadouken, Young Knives, Metronomy, Jazzie B and Audio Bullys plus a load more are all confirmed to perform this year. Not only this, but Wakestock, sponsored by Relentless Energy Drink, have also announced a second date and a new prestigious location within the amazing grounds of Blenheim Palace, Oxfordshire, from 27th – 29th June 2008. It is the first time that a contemporary music festival has been held within the grounds of Blenheim Palace and the Wakestock organisers are thrilled to have found such a fantastic venue for their second festival.

Now in its 9th sell out year, Wakestock Abersoch, North Wales (4th – 6th July 2008) and the new Wakestock Blenheim Palace promise to serve up a double helping of strong rip roaring music, world class wakeboarding, on-site camping and a weekend full of exhilarating on and off water entertainment.

Harry Hennessey, union, school board leader, dies

Harry Hennessey, a former union leader and president of the William Floyd school board, died Saturday of congestive heart failure. He was 74.

Hennessey was president and general manager of Long Island Public Service Employees, Local 342, United Marine Division, International Long Shoremen's Association, from 1970 to 2005.

While president of the union he also served on the school board of William Floyd High School from 1983-1996.

Measuring Up In Detroit & Power Rankings

Louis Blues…14. Colorado Avalanche…15. New York Islanders…16. Boston Bruins…17. Phoenix Coyotes…18. Columbus Blue Jackets…19. Carolina Hurricanes…20. New York Rangers..

Cyber love lost in Russian bride scam

An online Russian dating scam that Canadian police say has organized crime roots has bilked men of thousands of dollars.

Francis's e-mail correspondence with Irina grew intimate and after weeks passed was filled with declarations of love such as, "I need you like a fish needs water, like a bird needs wings.

Australian turtles smuggled into the US

AN American pet shop owner has pleaded guilty to smuggling endangered turtles from Australia and Asia to the US where they can fetch high prices.

The smuggled turtles were handed over to the US Fish & Wildlife Service, which found homes for them at a research centre and in California zoos and aquariums, the AP said.

Paris in the City of Brotherly Love

Paris Hilton headed to a mall in Philadelphia yesterday to do some promotional work for her upcoming movie The Hottie and the Nottie. She played with one of our favorite toys, the fabulous Flip camcorder while she chatted it up with local radio stations. Paris also met lots of screaming fans, and when asked about her appeal, she said, "I think maybe it's because I'm real. People can relate to me. They see things that have happened in my life. And that I'm sweet. I feel that when you truly are a good person, it will shine through in your eyes - shine through from your heart to your eyes - and people will see that. Princess Diana, who I love, she had that."

Somehow, "real" isn't the first word that comes to mind when we think of Paris, but we do give her credit for heading to the mall to meet fans instead of hitting the stores.

'Housewife' desperate to go back

I just talked to (co-stars) Felicity (Huffman) and Marcia (Cross). It's an odd time. It feels even weird promoting a movie. Hollywood feels like a ghost town. The studios are empty, nobody's working, it's weird. Awards season's dying."

Holla Backlash

Apparently he gave away a free copy of his album with every issue of the British tabloid Planet Earth purchased over the weekend. (Just in case the readers desired more than just subscription slips to toss in the trash.)

Once again, His Purpleness is ticking off his record label - the album is not scheduled to go on sale until July 24. And music stores are furious.

Prince has a global distribution and marketing deal with Columbia, but the British arm of the business has pulled out of the agreement, claiming that this only seems fair. (Quick! Change your name to a symbol again. Record companies are powerless against the symbol!)

Anyway, Prince is past his musical prime - especially since the Jehovah's Witnesses have really softened his musical content (if ya know what we mean wink wink).

How about that?

I mean, even my family I don't think I know as intimately as the people I worked with on West Wing. More than anything just to have a steady job, a sense of routine, is so lovely for an actor - you just don't get that very often. I really thrive in that condition. And then when I'm not acting I go, 'Ugh, I'm worthless. Why am I doing this? I quit. I'm gonna go back to Ohio and be a dog walker.' "

At the height of the show's popularity some of the news networks called to offer her work as a pundit. "I was offered all sorts of jobs by news organisations that should have known better," she says. "And I was like, 'That's so sweet. But you really don't want to hire me. I'm not good in that area.' " It's a shock to realise that she's talking about politics.

Janney has been in LA for more than a decade, but it isn't really her town.

Ovechkin joining Habs rare rumour that has legs

If you were watching the Canadiens' 5-2 win over Washington last night, chances are your attention was about evenly divided between the Habs and the kid wearing No. 8 for the

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